TRUE STORY HERE: A history teacher nearing retirement sat at her desk early one morning as the students arrived for class. One young student named Joe entered wearing a suit and tie.

Miss Haughton: My goodness Joe, you surely look nice today.

Joe: Thank you Miss Haughton...so sorry I can't say the same for you.

Miss Haughton: Well you could if you lied like I did.

God bless a sharp mind and wit!

Word about my true stories: All of my true stories are NOT true as I make some of them up. This story is, however, true!