Miss Missy, a new kindergarten teacher, came into the principal's office in a panic.

Miss: Josh is about to be the death of me. In fact, I am petrified right now because I know he's down there...in my classroom.

Principal: Click the intercom button to your room and listen in...maybe it will make you feel better.

Miss: (After clicking the intercom button) Josh?

Classroom: silence

Miss: Josh?

Classroom: silence

Miss: JOSHUA?

Joshua in classroom: (tiny voice trembling): Yes, Jesus?